I need serious help, my kids newly acquired dogs from grandma are getting me mad and running me down financially.
After my kids spent their holiday with granny, they Were gifted with two dogs they "claimed" to be purely foreign bred, biko(please) help me look at the pictures above, don't they look like ekuke(african village dogs)? They don't bark or even look scary, to make matters worse they have a huge appetite for good food.
Is it the cost of the dog food that annoys me or the fact that the dogs ain't potty trained? They drop their faeces all over the house and pass urine on shoes at the door step.
All attempts to get them potty trained didn't work, it rather made the dogs get scared of all humans. It's like training a baby all over, it's just annoying seriously.
I buy them the bag of crunchy Jo-Jo dog food that cost me N10,000 and the same brand of canned dog food is N1500. That's too expensive for those local dogs that don't bark, I wonder what their use is... no one in the house consumes a meal equivalent to N1500 in one sitting then why should a dog who sleeps all day eat such expensive meals?
I tried to set them free yesterday so I can be free from such unnecessary expenses and filth but they refused to leave my house despite all encouragements from me, I decided to give them cooked rice and they left it for birds and lizards to eat it, can you imagine?
Who has a cost free suggestion on how to maintain these dogs? All suggestions will be appreciated. Thanks.
I know nothing about dogs, but you might want to give them out to dog lovers or a shelter.
ReplyDeleteHmmm....i'll consider this probably as the last option.
DeleteLols this is too funny... Please take care of the foreign ekuke well oh
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha @foreign ekuke.
DeleteI have a dog..most times we just buy cheap bone From the market and cook for them and store in the freezer too...or maybe you can make pap and hollandia yoghurt the cheap one just anything cheap jare.. don't waste much money on dogs biko
ReplyDeleteFor real Yoghourt is good for dogs? That's easy to mix with pap. Thanks.
DeleteAhahahhahahaha this post is hilarious menh....Naija Mom is mean no chill at all
ReplyDeleteThe first dog is what I call kennedy kikikikikik. The second even look tush small. They are probably deaf and dumb like one dog we once had. We had to dispose it considering the fact that it eats like tomorrow will never come.
Our dog eats what we eat ooo eba, amala, indomie, wheat, poundo, rice etc. I don't have time for dog food abeg.
Hahahahahahahahah@kennedy. These dogs refuse to eat rice not to talk of eba. Ekuke's feeling funky lolz.
DeleteGive them back to granny, lol.
ReplyDeleteAh! Bad idea oo..lol.
DeleteLol @ ekuke!
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny post.
Just saw your blog at Linda's and the "diary" part captured my interest.
So far, loving it! :)
Thank you, please visit more often. I once dropped a comment on your blog though.
DeleteHahaha please don't kill yourself o give the dogs to a shelter and tell your kids they ran away, they'll be over it in a week max.
ReplyDeleteThis is naija oo, no shelter home for pets...lol.
DeleteLol I don't like pets though
ReplyDeleteLol.
Deletehahahahahhahhah ekuke(african village dogs Shebi the white one is oyibo na. I love dogs so much. I keep saying I have a chemistry with them. With time they'll get attached to you if you them them right. Feed them ogi with local milk.
ReplyDeleteBoth are Ekuke joor...lol.
DeleteI mean the white one o. Then give the black one eba
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahah....u mean NSG.
DeleteHand them over to me. I have some extra fat and juicy plantain in my backyard.......
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, I have no dogs. They find their way into my pot sooner than later. You may have to restrategize regarding their feeding budget. Why not give them what you eat? It seems I am old school cos gone are the days when '404' sorry doggies eat leftovers from oga's table. In this era, they have moved onto Jo-Jo, Butchers et al.
Those dogs were a present from Grandma so they just have to stay alive - at least until they are fattened enough and fit to be converted to Calabar Gal's '404'. Give me a shout when they are out of the fattening house. :)
Hahahahahahaha....calabar gal has finished me with laughter. We really missed you.
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Deletelol @Calabar Gal
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