Saturday, 28 November 2015

Funny post.


What stage are  you now? I  think mine is back to the first stage...lol.



3 types of smell in a bedroom after marriage.
First 6months:-
Perfumes,
body spray,
body lotions,
in fact everywhere smells like heaven.

1year and above:-
johnson baby powder. Castor oil.
Baby medicine.
Baby lotion.
Olive oil.

20years nd above.
Abuba eke.
Abuba agwo.
Essential balm.
Back to sender olive oil.
Okwuma.
Touch nd die olive oil. Aja nso.
Nnu nso.
Abuba enwe.
Abuba udene.lol laugh don kill me here..ÿëkæ
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27 comments:

  1. Sassy mum28 November 2015 at 19:00

    Hahaha Naija Mom funny you
    @Abuba agwo and abuba eke lol
    I still dey second stage but i get back to sender olive oil oo lol

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    1. Diary of a Naija mom29 November 2015 at 00:39

      For real? Where did you get the back to sender oil?

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  2. ChincoBee28 November 2015 at 20:10

    Hopefully, will attain stage 1 soon

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    1. Diary of a Naija mom29 November 2015 at 00:41

      Amen oo!! Don't forget to send my special invitation as the high table is going to be my portion.

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  3. Unknown28 November 2015 at 22:57

    Lmao

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  4. Anonymous29 November 2015 at 00:10

    Wat about the fart smell coming more from the wives than the husbands might i add lol

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    1. Diary of a Naija mom29 November 2015 at 00:45

      Haba! The men do more of the farting. We could be very civilised when it comes to that...lol.

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    2. Anonymous29 November 2015 at 16:31

      OMG it is so funny u wrote that anon00:10 cos my DH luvs smelling my farts LMAO! I usually comment wit my name but not this time hehehehe

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    3. Diary of a Naija mom30 November 2015 at 19:12

      Trying to guess who this is....mmmm.

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  5. Lexhansplace29 November 2015 at 10:15

    Hello...knock knock!!!! O, sorry I stumbled on the wrong thread..... #runsout#

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  6. Carina Kikelomo Jacob29 November 2015 at 13:02

    Passing by...not married.

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  7. Anonymous29 November 2015 at 15:23

    Lol.. mine is still on the second stage. Not easy at all.


    Help me, the father of my child left me because his mother hates Igbo.

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  8. Favourmoyse Blog29 November 2015 at 17:57

    lolz

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  9. Unknown29 November 2015 at 22:38

    I never reach d first stage so let's say I'm in d pre-first stage...*winks*

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    1. Diary of a Naija mom30 November 2015 at 19:20

      You should have still told us how it smells like... lol.

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  10. Anonymous29 November 2015 at 23:14

    I want to move to the second Stage,dear God

    Bolateethole.blogspot.com

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  11. Miz Tee30 November 2015 at 07:20

    Lol

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  12. Alabekee30 November 2015 at 14:33

    Very funny! I'm still in the second stage for now.
    www.alabekee.com

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  14. naijaflo30 November 2015 at 15:18

    ROFL.Lol. Funny you........ All of the above o.... But stage one always overshadows after some review.Lol
    naijaflo.com

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  15. Unknown1 December 2015 at 21:12

    Buhahahahaha. Lmfao. Abuba eke Kwa? U won't kill me oh.

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  16. Unknown9 December 2015 at 14:29

    Lol. Living in stage 1 and 2

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