Naija Mama, i've been a regular visitor to your blog after you advertised it on......blog and I have also introduced my colleagues to your blog as well(Thank you darling). For the first time I wasn't happy with your post titled: Trick Nigerian men use to trick women into marriage to think women are worse in the deceit game of hooking guys to marriage baffles me. I have been a victim seven good times of women's deceit, permit me to narrate what happened in the seven different incidents.
The pregnancy card: Nonyerem, was my love I met at NYSC camp, we hit it off almost immediately and when she saw that my future and carrier was bright, fiam! She carry belle. Her true colours began to show when I told her she had to birth the baby before we walk down the aisle. Unfortunately she lost the pregnancy and I dumped quickly her before she ruined me.
The sucking up to his parents card: the mistake I made with Vanessa was that I met her in my country home during one of the festive periods and my mother liked her, Vanessa spent more time getting to know my parents than myself and the relationship. She'd travel and spend weeks with my parents and would hardly spend even a weekend with me. I had to tell her it isn't my parents you are going to marry and I packed it up for obvious reasons.
Dont touch, i'm a virgin: Blackie my colleague and friend had a cousin who was a medical student, she fell in love with me and gave me the 'i'm a virgin card', I believed her and promised myself I was going to wife her. we dated more over the phone since she was caged in school. On holidays she'd visit me and I always respected her and never attempted to even go beyond kissing her lips. That's how one day port harcourt rain decided to change course and rain so heavily and flooded everywhere, see me and fine young babe stuck inside my apartment and I couldn't even suck boobi. As a sharp guy I calculated quickly, even if i'm to wife her soon their is no crime in test driving her. That's how I engaged her in a hot steamy romance and before I knew it she opened up her honey pot for me and to God who made me I didn't feel the walls of her Vjay. My fellow guys will understand better....the rest is history.
The neat freak card: Ese was my university sweetheart who would take time everyday to clean my one room off campus apartment, wash my dirty clothes and cook for me, little did she know I kept her for the three years of the relationship because she decided to play the hardworking girlfriend card and I knew she wasn't really who she said she was since her apartment was a pigsty.
The holy art thou card: The first day I decided to follow Pastor John to one of the new generation churches, I came back with a choirister from his church, when pastor John himself warned me of her antics saying her church going activities is only a hoax, I quickly packed up the incubating relationship before it develops into a marriage.
The non-materialistic girlfriend card: Olaitan would tell me i'm just starting life and don't need to spend much on her since we needed more money if we eventually get married. The list she gave me for only our introduction alone could comfortably wed three or four middle class Nigerian citizens.
The obedient and easy going card: Lizzy almost got my head rolling on this card, she never argued with me and everything moved on so well with her, we never had the usual lovers quarrel. She was ready to have sex with me 5times a day if I wanted and I felt I found the right one. I quickly got some key persons from my family together let's begin marriage proceedings, after introduction, Lizzy changed over night, the babe no agree tender kpomo for shining again...ofcos, the rest is history.
From: Mac Prince.
Hahahahahahhahah....i couldn't help but laugh at the write-up. Coincidentally you are my son's namesake but I really feel for you on this. The floor is open for you guys to come in and confirm or debunk this his side of story.