Saturday, 28 November 2015

Funny post.


What stage are  you now? I  think mine is back to the first stage...lol.



3 types of smell in a bedroom after marriage.
First 6months:-
Perfumes,
body spray,
body lotions,
in fact everywhere smells like heaven.

1year and above:-
johnson baby powder. Castor oil.
Baby medicine.
Baby lotion.
Olive oil.

20years nd above.
Abuba eke.
Abuba agwo.
Essential balm.
Back to sender olive oil.
Okwuma.
Touch nd die olive oil. Aja nso.
Nnu nso.
Abuba enwe.
Abuba udene.lol laugh don kill me here..ÿëkæ

27 comments:

  1. Hahaha Naija Mom funny you
    @Abuba agwo and abuba eke lol
    I still dey second stage but i get back to sender olive oil oo lol

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    1. For real? Where did you get the back to sender oil?

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  2. Hopefully, will attain stage 1 soon

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    1. Amen oo!! Don't forget to send my special invitation as the high table is going to be my portion.

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  3. Wat about the fart smell coming more from the wives than the husbands might i add lol

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    1. Haba! The men do more of the farting. We could be very civilised when it comes to that...lol.

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    2. OMG it is so funny u wrote that anon00:10 cos my DH luvs smelling my farts LMAO! I usually comment wit my name but not this time hehehehe

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    3. Trying to guess who this is....mmmm.

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  4. Hello...knock knock!!!! O, sorry I stumbled on the wrong thread..... #runsout#

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  5. I never reach d first stage so let's say I'm in d pre-first stage...*winks*

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    1. You should have still told us how it smells like... lol.

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  6. I want to move to the second Stage,dear God

    Bolateethole.blogspot.com

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    1. Next year will not pass you by in Jesus name.

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  7. Very funny! I'm still in the second stage for now.
    www.alabekee.com

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  9. ROFL.Lol. Funny you........ All of the above o.... But stage one always overshadows after some review.Lol
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  10. Buhahahahaha. Lmfao. Abuba eke Kwa? U won't kill me oh.

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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